“…Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off”

Stewie – “Brian the Bachelor”, Family Guy, Season 4 episode 7

Sometimes I worry that this will be everyone I know at the end of November.